With Brexit approaching fast it is said that Boris Johnson has introduced a 5-year plan to change the spelling of English to be called ”Euro-English”
In the first year ”s” will replace the soft ”c” and the hard ”c” will be dropped in favour of ”k”. The sivil servants will be delighted and a lot of konfusion will be kleared up.
In the 2nd year the ”ph” will be replced by ”f” which will makes words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach a stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Thus double leters – a deterent to akurat speling wil be removed, as wil the silent ”e” an ”a” which is not wel likd in the languag and is konsidrd disgrasful.
In the 4th yer ”th” is replasd with ”z” and ”w” wiz ”v”.
During ze fifz year ze unesesary ”o” kan be dropd from words kontaining ”ou” and aftr ziz fifz yer vi vil hav a rel sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evriun vil fint it ezi to undrstand ech oza.
Ze drem of a unitd urop vil finali kum tru.
(Fritt efter Valentino Berti)